Some Intelligent Humorous Quotes about Computer/Science

Here is some my favorite quotes that i collected from different pages

• "In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion."
• Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.-Martin Fowler
• Theory is when one knows everything, but nothing works. Practice is when everything works, but nobody knows why.
• Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.
• If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
• Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. Donald Knuth
• "There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't."
• We better hurry up and start coding, there are going to be a lot of bugs to fix.
• UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity- Dennis Ritchie
• If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter-Cicero
• "When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail." 

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